Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying what the fuck just happened.
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Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing
If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time
Light bulbs were such a good idea that they became a symbol for a good idea.
People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique
Your reflection will never let you down on a high five or a fist bump
Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1 hp
Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.
#funny
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth".
11
babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants,
meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
If
elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would
have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
Dads
probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get
shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless
The
fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is
like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies