Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who witnessed it. #thoughts

You're officially an adult when it's no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

The early bird catches the worm, but the night owl has different dietary requirements so it doesn't matter

Kids have their beds in the corner because they need room on the floor to play on. Adults have the bed as the centerpiece of the room because the bed is their playground

As a kid you ignore the cards when opening presents. As an adult you go for the cards first.