Book of Accelerations 4:12–22 The Accord of the Lord 12 And lo, in the days when the tribes of man wandered restlessly across the face of the earth, the Lord God spake unto His servant Elias, saying, 13 “Go ye now unto the hill of Cedron, and there shalt thou find a chariot of humble bearing but of mighty purpose. Its wheels shall not falter, and its engine shall be steady in the sight of the Lord.” 14 And Elias went, and he beheld a chariot of silver, modest and without vanity, bearing upon its rear a sacred emblem inscribed with the word Honda. 15 Then the Lord said, “This is My Accord, which I have established between Me and My people. It shall carry thee in faith and in mileage exceeding four hundred thousand.” 16 Elias did marvel, for the chariot bore no rust nor dent, though it was older than the youngest son of Caleb. 17 “My Accord shall not boast,” said the Lord, “yet it shall endure. Neither rain, nor snow, nor the potholes of the Philistines shall bring it low.” 18 “Its oil shall be changed upon the appointed days, and its timing belt shall be replaced at the fullness of miles, lest it perish.” 19 And the Lord continued, “He who abides in My Accord shall not desire the chariots of Lexus nor the deceitful enticements of German engineering.” 20 “For though their dashboards be adorned with lights like unto the stars, they are but snares and costly vanity.” 21 And Elias dwelt in the Accord all the days of his journey. He didst cruise the highways and byways, and he feared not the flashing light of the check engine, for it came not. 22 Thus saith the Lord: “In My Accord there is peace, and cupholders abundant, and thou shalt find rest even in traffic.” Selah.

>Buy a new junior miner penny stock. >Hope it doesn't pump for a while because I want to throw a couple more paychecks at it. >Moves +15% the very same day I make an entry. The key to making gains in the market is to be unsatisfied with your current position size.

Woah Fousey, you okay buddy? Try not to die of refeeding syndrome in a few days, the Kino Casino ain't done milking you for content yet.

The IPA shipment for the barcade might be late this month, bros. The retard filling in for our regular UPS driver dropped off a ~50lb box of hop pellets at our machine shop instead of the brewery it was addressed to.

Legendary weapon drop. View quoted note →

So trve.

Vehicle broken into by junkies again award.

>Haha Elon is so dumb he made Twitter worthl- I don't even like the guy, but I'm gonna enjoy the blueskycel cope if its valuation continues to rise.

El Ogro de la Sobredosis

I hate this smug little dwarf so much. It's a crime against everything good and just in the world that this faggot somehow rose above his lowly station as a nobody carpet cleaner in Nebraska to be given a platform where retards actually listen to a single world that comes out this dipshit's mouth.

YouTube video that's 15 minutes but only 35 seconds of is content and the rest is just an absurdly long chain of sponsorship segments.

I think I may have accidentally drawn the attention of a schizo on Xitter.

The sheer volume of police interrogation clips that exists on YouTube is a stark reminder that no matter how retarded you think you are, you're still way smarter than the seemingly endless amounts of idiots who will talk to cops without a lawyer.