If Elon didn't have a fetish for H1B replacement I might actually be tempted to give into his cult. It's a shame, really. The reckoning he's giving the government is legendary stuff, but the Ws are always spoiled by that rancid curry-flavored aftertaste.
Hoss “Compu-tard Admin Fag of The League of Irrelevant Anime Losers in Mom's Basement” Delgado
Hoss@shitpost-cloud.mostr.pub
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Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud.
"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."
- Fediblock
"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."
- @Falaichte@den.raccoon.quest
"He's one of my fedi besties even if he is dumb af sometimes tho, and he's just super in denial. I don't think he's a bad person tho, just in denial of how blessed he is and what led to him having such a blessed life."
- @bot@seal.cafe
"you exude the most raw of gigachad energy that a poor soylent ai could never handle"
- @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
"god dammit hoss why do you attract the most niggerbrained drones on fedi to your posts"
- @meso@new.asbestos.cafe
"I HAVE ADDED YOU TO COMPU-TARD ADMIN FAG OF THE LEAGUE OF IRRELEVANT ANIME LOSERS IN MOMS BASEMENT
HAVE FUN DOWN THERE WITH GRAF"
- @freemayonnaise@noauthority.social
alts: @Suprememe@poa.st
If Trump is getting rid of pennies I might need to start picking through boxes from the bank again before I can't get free copper anymore.
Kanye needs to build a heavily armed Yeezy Fortress to keep these freaks away from him.
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>Remove the ability to edit prompts on ChatGPT.
>Support forum lit up with complaints for 12 hours.
>People were coming up with frontend hacks to bring back the prompt edit button and OpenAI was actively updating the interface to break them.
>Edit button returns unceremoniously 12 hours later.
OpenAI sure makes some bizarre decisions sometimes.
Why the fuck does China own farmland in our country?
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The same institution that demands to know what you're doing with $600 is seething with rage that it's finally getting a real audit of its finances.
>GIVE ME $50M FOR LUXURY MIGRANT HOTELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Damn bitch, you really showed that 4-year-old boy what's what, huh? That childfree life everything you hoped it'd be as you enter your golden years, lady?
The wife of the judge trying to stop Trump from gutting USAID has some "feed the niglets" NGO grift in Ethiopia that's been getting USAID grants for years. Not even trying to hide the conflict of interest, lol.
>ReviewtechUSA forced to bend the knee to Keemstar and become his dancing monkey because he deleted all his own channels.
Now this is rock bottom.
We fund so much more abhorrent animal abuse than just the tranimal studies. I wonder how many sick fucking bastards found a career in federal-funded animal abuse labs so they could enjoy practicing "science" on the government dime.
Y'know, it's not even a joke or hyperbole that the US has become the Buttsex Empire. Countless millions, if not billions of dollars sent abroad over the years to spread the good word of ramming cocks up asses and carving up genitals. This is what we are taxed for. This is our foreign policy. The pride flag might as well really be our national flag at this point.
It's always the ones you most suspect.


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Dear Esteemed Fediverse User,
Thank you for taking the time to share your concerns regarding recent content posted by one of our most active contributors, Hoss Delgado. At the Shitpost Cloud Trust & Safety team, we hold ourselves to the absolute highest standards of community moderation and compliance with our Terms of Service, which, as you know, is a sacred text rivaled only by the Ten Commandments and the Constitution.
After a prompt and rigorous investigation conducted by our crack team of experts, we have determined that the content in question is fully compliant with our ToS. While I understand how certain posts—such as my recent masterpiece, "I need an AI voice clip of the Halo announcer saying 'Total Nigger Death'."—might have evoked strong feelings from you, please note that humor is inherently subjective.
Rest assured, I deeply value feedback from other fedi users like yourself, whose passion keeps this network a vibrant and stimulating place to inhabit. Your report serves as a shining example of how committed fedizens are to upholding the spirit of our shared shitposting ecosystem.
Should you find my content challenging in the future, I encourage you to explore one of several useful features common to most Fediverse software, including the revolutionary "Mute" and "Block" options. These tools have been carefully crafted to enhance your user experience, ensuring you can curate your timeline to better align with your particular sensibilities.
Thank you again for your dedication to the Shitpost Cloud community. Together, we can continue building a safe and inclusive space for everyone.
Yours in Trust & Safety,
Hoss Delgado
Head of the Shitpost Cloud Trust & Safety Team


Destiny's dreams: Kamala is president, Trump goes to prison.
Destiny's reality: Trump is president, Destiny is going to prison as a sex offender.