You don't see the world as it is. You see it as you are. ~ lemon

Every Zap is a middle finger to your local Authority! #showerthoughts

GM back to the fiat mine...

One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.

Sheesh Bro! #XXI #TwentyOne #Rocketmoonship 🚀🚀🚀

Feierabend 😎🤌 Time for Sauna! I need some company.... Where are the Ladys who will join? 🌹

If I zap your meme. I also will steal it... #sorrynotsorry

Zap like its a competition! #advicestr

Banger from 8 years ago 😎🤌

Happy Sunday! #boobstr