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Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! 
This time change is still bullshit.
Bruce Springsteen is a bitcoiner. Possibly. Could be. Maybe. I don’t know. Wouldn’t that be something?
“The Science” is not always the answer. Anecdotal evidence can be appropriate. Medicine, diet, etc must all be individualized (which is why many studies don’t provide the answers we really need. Diet zealotry is rampant. Unfortunately the bitcoin community is not immune. There is a ton of anecdotal evidence that eating a certain way will work well for some but backfire for others (for a multitude of reasons including genetics, sleep, activity preferences, etc). Carnivore, keto, vegan zealotry are all the same. It’s understandable how someone could be enthusiastic about something that works for them but they should recognize that it may not work for the whole of the world. In fact, many overzealous diets may simply be elimination diets conferring benefit rather than the macronutrient content. The TLDR is that you should self experiment but make sure to verify that the diet is metabolically appropriate. https://open.spotify.com/episode/6eYCl3TXU3ytY9LtXA8ZU8?si=c78HuX2rTc6xiskwj761GA
“It’s not even that bad!” Lol nostr:note16tcepd0ykl27uvphmvdgwcssqfkd46nr05g3e6vh0yffj6x5uwcsxaq2hd
Try our new shampoo called “Filet Minon.” It’s a Vegan free, Salon-grade, meat-based, shampoo. We also make a tear-free formulation for the kiddos.
We’re running a special on our asbestos insulated garage doors.
We’re having a huge ass Memorial Day sale this weekend! 
Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant air conditioner refrigerant.
Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant garbage disposal.
I can’t wait much longer until bitcoin hits one million. I need to buy a lion.
Bald barbers don’t know how to cut hair, water beds will make a comeback, and cable TV will replace bitcoin as the most important commodity money. You’ll see.