Just realized these follow bots are showing up at the same time Coracle implements filters based on follow count.
Aspartame
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This is the perfect woman if a bunch of her features were replaced using AI to protect her identity. 

Pearl is the funniest woman on Earth. 

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Dealing with WOMAN drama today.
We started off the day with her complementing how big my hands are. So far so good. We then move on to around 10:30 AM, when I missed a text. At that point, she accuses me of being a cheating manwhore because I shared a meme from another woman on social media. She blocks me everywhere except my Instagram. So I reach out to her there, this is about an hour ago, and she’s insisting I need to leave her because she is too broken to ever be loved by anyone.
Fellas, it’s not even 1:30 PM. I love her so much, I will never be bored again.








“Umm akshually I’ve spent years defaming you and swatting your family’s house, so when I lie to your face you’re not allowed to say anything.”