What a wonderful world

Happy #MothersDay!

#Elon is ruining #twitter. #Nostr may be our best chance at avoiding a kinetic #war by allowing unfettered, completely unrestricted #freespeech. I hope as much as anyone else for a #softwar.

Keep #scrolling. I got nothin.

A man is being arrested (kidnapped) by a female police officer who informs him “anything you say can and will be held against you”. The man thinks carefully and replies “Boobs”.

I didn’t make these shirts to sell them. I made them to troll all the nutjob conspiracy theorists who still have anything positive to say about the experimental gene therapy they tried to force into our arms. However, I keep getting approached by people in public asking for a shirt. I don’t feel good selling them because I just ironed this design on to them, they look like shit, and I’m very sure after 5 or 6 more washes, it’s going to crack and peel away. Anybody can make one of these with about $8 and 3 minutes of ironing. I’ll even send you the template to print if you want to make your own with a spare white t shirt you probably have laying around. That said, after giving away one to my neighbor and selling the shittiest-looking one for $40 to some guy in a parking lot, I guess the demand is high enough to entertain. If you really really want one, I’ll make one and ship it to you. I’m not going to sell them, but I will accept bitcoin donations for whatever you think it’s worth. If you have no #bitcoin or don’t think it worth your money, I’ll still send you a #free shirt as long as you promise to #troll with pride and share the #liberaltears you collect.

#party at the #border tomorrow!

#Biden was installed, not elected. #Vaccines are not safe or effective. I want #Nuremberg 2.0.

People think places like #France are free. In France if you deny the #Holocaust you can be thrown in a metal cage and imprisoned because of your thoughts and speech. Although I think denying the Holocaust is horrible it still should be protected. Also you cannot spend $1,000 euros in cash anymore without being part of the “grey market” according to French officials. So let me get this straight.. governments are manipulating currencies, creating their own #socialcredit score systems with this new credit score system, they traffic children being middle men for human traffickers, they create coups and scandals like the Iran contra scandal, they arm, fund and train terrorists that hate us, they establish military bases all around the world, they lie cheat and steal like the mafia and they spend your money like it’s theirs.. except they don’t trust YOU spending cash.

Good morning, #nostr. Here is a funny I taxed from #Facebook. I’m thinking a good strategy for building Nostr is to tax posts from other sites and redistribute the booty here. Enjoy.

Normally when I get into the #gym like this, I get sick at some point and get knocked off track. So far, I’m 128 days in, only missed 9 workouts and still haven’t gotten sick. That’s definitely a new record.

Is there another GD #zapathon happening right now??

Imagine there was only 21 million dollars and we ran our current #economy with only those 21 million dollars. How much would a single penny be worth? What could that penny buy? How many parts would that penny need to be divisible by in order to allow enough transaction volume so that this economy can function? With only 21 million #bitcoin, 1 “penny” is 1 million #satoshis. It’s going to be a huge deal just for people to reach 1 million satoshis and become #Satoshimillionaires. Some people will buy 1 bitcoin to become a #wholecoiner, some will even aspire to acquire 10 bitcoins to become a #satoshibillionaire or even 10,000 bitcoins to become a #satoshitrillionaire. This kind of status chasing, goal setting and paradigm shifting activity will only add fuel to the next #bullrun. Be excited about that 1 million sats going into cold storage while it’s still under $300. It’s going to be a lot more expensive when more people start chasing it.

This was me 120 days ago after slipping up for the holidays and eating a fuckton of sugar. I was 225 lbs which still wasn’t bad considering my top weight was 265 back in 2013. I got down to 189 in 2015 being super strict on #keto for over a year and then spent 2016-2022 doing dirty keto hovering between 200-220, and developing my dad bod after my son was born. In these last 120 days, I’ve only missed 9 workouts. I’ve been much more strict with keto, even going #carnivore for 3-8 days at a time. The only sugar I’ve had is the honey in my creatine shit cookie that I force myself to choke down every day. I’m still at 225 lbs. But I’m completely unrecognizable. It’s going to be a fun summer. 😆 #health is the ultimate #wealth. #bitcoin #nostr

I haven’t taken a day off from the gym since February 11th and 13th.

We spend 40-60 hours a week working for fake money to pay off fake debts created by our fake governments and then we spend a huge amount on fake food that we consume while we watch fake tv shows. Then on Sunday we go worship fake gods and learn 2,000 year old fake information which we take as truth. Then we wonder why we’re so depressed and why we get stuck on these treadmills seemingly unable to move. If you are operating your life within the matrix of their false reality, you will get trapped. Quit using fake money. Quit eating fake foods. Quit worshipping false gods. Jesus has been saying he’s coming back for over 2,000 years now. If he was real, do you really think he’d be happy with you being a coward and giving your money to pedophiles?