We spend 40-60 hours a week working for fake money to pay off fake debts created by our fake governments and then we spend a huge amount on fake food that we consume while we watch fake tv shows. Then on Sunday we go worship fake gods and learn 2,000 year old fake information which we take as truth. Then we wonder why we’re so depressed and why we get stuck on these treadmills seemingly unable to move. If you are operating your life within the matrix of their false reality, you will get trapped. Quit using fake money. Quit eating fake foods. Quit worshipping false gods. Jesus has been saying he’s coming back for over 2,000 years now. If he was real, do you really think he’d be happy with you being a coward and giving your money to pedophiles?

If #Jesus was real and living amongst us, do you think he’d rather A. Pay #taxes to the pedophiles and let them continue to run their #scam on the world B. Get nailed to a fucking cross again Do what Jesus would do. Quit giving money to pedophiles.

I actually love my new #gym shirts a lot. I’m probably biased since I made it but it’s certainly fun when someone asks anything about it. #bitcoin #nostr

A #zap will bring me back to the app. Every single time. Genius.

New gym shirt! Gonna go kill my arms today!

#storytime I remember when I was about 13-14 years old, I got into a fight with some douche named Jeff after school. I didn’t expect to win, but somehow I managed to pin him and sat on his chest once I had the higher ground. I asked if he gives up and he screamed that he was going to kill me as soon as he got up so I pinched his nose in between my index finger and thumb as hard as I could and twisted while he squealed like a girl. The audience of 4 other kids lost their shit laughing and it was the funniest thing to talk about at school for the rest of the year. Brought a tear to everyone’s eyes, especially Jeff.

#storytime I drive for Uber and Lyft. Sometimes, I need to squeak out a fart and I’m less than 2 minutes away from picking up my next passenger. Usually they aren’t wearing a mask and I have to clench and hold it until I drop them off. If I’m lucky and they are wearing a mask, I confidently let it rip. Yesterday this happened and I kept eye contact with the person peering at me from behind her mask as I noisily launched my air biscuit. She looked at me with disgust and I smiled at her and said “what’s wrong?? I’m sure your mask will protect you”

#[0]​ holy shit you post so much more than me! It looks like you’re having fun! Haha I’m so glad you’re enjoying Nostr I’m going to try and spend more time here. I keep finding myself on Reddit for some reason

I’m still trying to form the new #habit of coming to #nostr as much as possible and post as much as possible. The amount of potential in this project is astonishing and I’m astounded that I keep pissing it away by forgetting to even post at least a few times a day.

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I turned 33 yesterday. Feels like this is going to be a big year for some reason.

Now that I know it’s possible, I want to go. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12f69pk/crazy_guys_break_onto_epsteins_island/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

I’m turning 33 in just 2 days. Nostr seems like the perfect birthday present.

Can there be a #dating aspect on Nostr, please?? Where’s the single bitcoin ladies in AZ at??

do pictures even work right here?

Value for value is how I want to operate my finances. My time, talent, experience, writing, music, etc will always be available for free to anyone forever. If I never receive any value in return, it means it’s not valuable. I aspire for my production be so incredibly valuable, people will spend an hour on a buggy website with shitty cell service desperately trying to get links to work just to send me the value they think I’m worth.

Just heard about this #zapathon thing. Why am I not on Nostr more?!

Ok I need to stop screwing around and play on Nostr full time.