second night of not drinking(gotta pass drug test). i cant fucking sleep how do people do this

i dont believe in no flying jew

got that backpack? gonna pack it up, nice!

your flag decal wont get ya into heaven anymore

tucker a couple days ago: "i read about calcutta i thought these people were dying from starvation why is their airport nicer than lagaurdia?" i lol'd

im indifferent about chicks with dogs. its that little plastic bag with poop in it theyre always carrying. i find it... off-putting

"this wasnt war, this was peevishness; this was taking it personally when, if there was anything war could be characterised as being, it was impersonal. idiot. it deserved to perish. it did not merit the honour it doubtless thought would accrue to it for this reckless and selfish act."

travelling for work and forgot the book i was into at home. found the audio and tried listening, no way. i have no idea how people listen to books, which is apparently very popular