Cavern Harpy

to the guys that get out of the car and walk around to the passenger side to open the door for their lady: youre not being a gentleman youre being a dipshit

has anyone everyone ever trolled the jahovahs whitness churches by showing up with pamphlets of the church of satan or some ridiculous religon? i mean they have it coming right?

whenever i go back to my home town (or anywhere i've spent an extended amount of time in for that matter) and i see all these poor bastards still here collecting moss, a phrase that i wouldnt dare utter out loud comes to mind: "stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop"

stop and ask your self: "what would howard roark do?" #objectivism #aynrand #credentialismisndead

fountain sucks

contract the union put the baggers to rout

attn: women: if you've done nothing wrong nor have offended or impeded anyone in any way, it is not necessary to apologize

dentists are expensive. floss is cheap

Walk your #catstr frens

#construction when i found this it was stuck in a rock and no one else could get it out

#construction bon apetit

a few things left on my #bucketlist: -sodomize a cop with a night stick -castrate a judge with a gavel -hang a senater from a flagpole -learn to play the flute a man can dream though. a man can dream

how far are yall along with the lex/horton interview? i just passed 6 hours and im probably gonna play it again #40hpw