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hopescrolling web🍰
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allen 1 year ago
mrs allen: “my idea is very stupid but I like it”
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allen 1 year ago
okay, I’ll bite. wtf is “build on bitcoin”?
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allen 1 year ago
I think I’m gonna get a t shirt for conference season that says “UTXHOE” comment if you think this is a good idea. zap if you think it’s a bad idea.
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allen 1 year ago
cowboy carter is 🔥
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allen 1 year ago
new wrongthink just dropped 👀 of course, anybody scientifically and statistically literate who spent 1-2 hours looking into this knows it all already, but the production quality might serve to snipe some of your normie friends out the cult of misery, poverty, sickness, and death: https://vimeo.com/924719370
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allen 1 year ago
me: “hey babe have you ever wondered about how “wizard” means basically the same thing as “witch” but “wizard” is masculine and has positive connotations whereas “witch” is feminine and has negative connotations? isn’t that kinda unfair?” mrs allen: “no, but I am wondering why you are such a pussy all of a sudden.”
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allen 1 year ago
"just watch this two minute long trailer for Dune Part Two” they said. “it won't lead to rewatching Part One on Netflix, followed by tens of hours of YouTube explainers and the Dune wiki and ordering all the books on Amazon," they said.
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allen 2 years ago
had a call with a prospect who touted farcaster as "super interesting and worth me looking at”. I looked at it. I fell on the floor laughing. I came to nostr to tell you all this story. you're welcome.
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allen 2 years ago
it’s new sheets night guys, you have no idea how excited I am for beddie byes 👀
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allen 2 years ago
sometimes I forget how unbelievable the cast of Heat is. After the 10 most important characters, John Voigt, Tom Noonan, Hank Azaria, Jeremy Piven, Xander Berkeley, Danny Trejo, Wes Studi, Mykelti Williamson, Dennis Haysbert, William Fitchner, and Natalie Portman have about 8 1/2 seconds of screen time between them 🤯
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allen 2 years ago
let a woman in your life and your sabbatical is through. in a line that never ends come an army of her friends come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is with you.