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hopescrolling web🍰
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allen 1 year ago
cowboy carter is 🔥
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allen 1 year ago
new wrongthink just dropped 👀 of course, anybody scientifically and statistically literate who spent 1-2 hours looking into this knows it all already, but the production quality might serve to snipe some of your normie friends out the cult of misery, poverty, sickness, and death: https://vimeo.com/924719370
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allen 1 year ago
me: “hey babe have you ever wondered about how “wizard” means basically the same thing as “witch” but “wizard” is masculine and has positive connotations whereas “witch” is feminine and has negative connotations? isn’t that kinda unfair?” mrs allen: “no, but I am wondering why you are such a pussy all of a sudden.”
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allen 2 years ago
hey, I can be the answer I'm ready to dance when the vamp up
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allen 2 years ago
I really don't like the word "calmness." it's a lazy and ugly construction. I prefer "calmth.”
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allen 2 years ago
"just watch this two minute long trailer for Dune Part Two” they said. “it won't lead to rewatching Part One on Netflix, followed by tens of hours of YouTube explainers and the Dune wiki and ordering all the books on Amazon," they said.
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allen 2 years ago
had a call with a prospect who touted farcaster as "super interesting and worth me looking at”. I looked at it. I fell on the floor laughing. I came to nostr to tell you all this story. you're welcome.
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allen 2 years ago
hmu if you are gonna be in Dubai for Bitcoin Oasis and wanna hang out and chat shit and/or you come to my talk and your mind is blown by my scandalous characterization of all the scams and bullshit confusing the tradfi noobs 😉
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allen 2 years ago
it's come to my attention that there are people out there who don't like La La Land …
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allen 2 years ago
it’s new sheets night guys, you have no idea how excited I am for beddie byes 👀
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allen 2 years ago
sometimes I forget how unbelievable the cast of Heat is. After the 10 most important characters, John Voigt, Tom Noonan, Hank Azaria, Jeremy Piven, Xander Berkeley, Danny Trejo, Wes Studi, Mykelti Williamson, Dennis Haysbert, William Fitchner, and Natalie Portman have about 8 1/2 seconds of screen time between them 🤯
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allen 2 years ago
let a woman in your life and your sabbatical is through. in a line that never ends come an army of her friends come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is with you.
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allen 2 years ago
randomly just remembered I once had a hilarious irl convo with Breedlove and Jordan Bush about how Satan was the original shitcoiner. good times.
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allen 2 years ago
View quoted note → this note is gonna form the basis of my Dubai talk so would appreciate feedback if you have any - the more detailed the better and can DM if you prefer.