Fracture is so underrated, guys

seems like that hot take wasn’t so hot after all. what should I start arguing in favour of that will really wind people up?

me: “I’m just chillin over here, gettin zapped, zappin em back.” mrs allen: “zapping them back? why? are you an idiot? don’t do that.”

anybody wanna fill me in on if this whole “panic in DC”/Tucker/Jan6 debacle is as hilarious as it seems? as repeatedly mentioned, I’m trying to stay off twitter but I’m basically wondering if I can work it all out just by imagining the stupidest possible explanation 😂