getgle - crypto zigger ♠️ :cob:
get@clubcyberia-co.mostr.pub
npub1sgle...seau
https://getgle.org
Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji
PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob:
website: https://getgle.org
YOU GET GLEE
Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot
All of my posts are satire
Flu / stomach virus is worse than COVID
I wish I had a cough right now I vomited for 24 hours straight it's like all my internal organs shut down & my throats destroyed
hell yeah dude
horsegle
I WANT physiognomy to be wrong. I spend HOURS every day, crying in front of soy-looking men, praying an insightful thought to come out of them. Nothing. I ask innocuous questions to people with unfortunate skull shapes, hoping they'll surprise me with insightful answers. Nothing.
I drank a can of Pepsi after not having soda for a long time and I basically fell into a vegetative state for like two hours it felt like being drugged. Not even exaggerating I felt how I imagine a fentanyl zombie must feel
How some people drink this shit all day long instead of water is baffling
>programming language changes something major in the syntax breaking everyone's software
>normie devs "ok understandable I will go through my thousands of lines of code and fix all these new bugs"
>perl 6 changes syntax and breaks everyone's software
>perldevs: Revert the changes or We Are Going to Fucking Kill Your Family
>"Understood, we are undoing the update completely and reverting back to how it was"
the unshakeable Chad energy of these men is unmatched
This is perl, bitch🐪
We clown in this motherfucker 🤡
Take your sensitive ass back to python 🐍
masochists after confessing and the priest tells them to say ten hail marys instead of lashing themselves
If you are in New Hampshire and see a lime green saab covered in soyjak bumper stickers that's me
And Judas scoffed, "Thine cloud is thou others computer". Jesus wept. - Matthew 22:37
The mark of cain being black skin actually makes so much sense
>buy game "assassins creed"
>the band creed isn't anywhere in the game
the divorced dad duet