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https://getgle.org Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬 THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob: website: https://getgle.org YOU GET GLEE Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot All of my posts are satire
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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob: 10 months ago
I WANT physiognomy to be wrong. I spend HOURS every day, crying in front of soy-looking men, praying an insightful thought to come out of them. Nothing. I ask innocuous questions to people with unfortunate skull shapes, hoping they'll surprise me with insightful answers. Nothing. image
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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob: 10 months ago
lmao I saw a bunch of feminists saying men only like the left because they're pedophiles Is the definition of pedophile just "attracted to women" now? Like if you don't want to fuck crossdressers from RuPaul's Drag Race then you're a pedophile? :insane: image
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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob: 11 months ago
Why is his hand up her crotch why is he looking up her skirt this is the most pedophilic thing I've ever seen I found it in the about section of a kratom vendor online image
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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob: 11 months ago
I wonder if there's ever been a father who was secretly a pedophile and his son gets bullied in school and when he hears about it he bends the bully over and rapes the hell out of him. I haven't seen any news articles but maybe it's because the bully would be too ashamed to tell anyone so nobody ever gets caught. It seems like a crime that would've happened AT LEAST once if not more
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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob: 11 months ago
Home invader breaks into Pernia's house hoping to score some cash for drugs but then he feels someone grab him from behind and inject him with a syringe. He passes out and when he regains consciousness he finds himself trapped under the bed naked with a sore, wet ass. This is his home for the remainder of his life. This is the fate he chose. Never invade someone's home, not ever. Not even once, this man's life is the ultimate cautionary tale. image
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