Destiny should go to 7/11 at night and debate the crackheads in the parking lot.
getgle - new years zigger ♠️ :cob:
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https://getgle.org
Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji
PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob:
website: https://getgle.org
YOU GET GLEE
Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot
All of my posts are satire
pov: you're my son and you're looking at your parents from the crib
Is it considered child abuse to teach your son Jelqing? It's not sexual I just want him to grow up to be endowed because it makes life so much better as a man. Is there a minimum age?
What age should I start teaching my son mewing?
I remembered a dream I had a while ago, i was having a nightmare and this 8ft tall dark monster that looked really scary was chasing me. I stopped and turned around and started yelling NIGGER! FUCK YOU NIGGER! and it disappeared and I woke up. I unironically believe the word nigger is a spiritual word that demons hate.
>used to get drunk every night
>quit drinking like 5 months ago
>nothing in my life changed at all
I think my new years resolution is going to be start drinking again. This experiment has run its course
Top 3 conservative movies
1. Fight Club
2. American Psycho
3. The Matrix
"Erm actually those were made by-"
Silence, retard
The reason so many men get erectile dysfunction when they get to middle age is because their wife is over thirty by then so it's literally impossible to get turned on by her