There’s always been a question about how best to onboard new bitcoin developers. Not anymore. Along with our pals at Bitcoin Devs, Chaincode, and the Bitcoin Design Community, we found our answer, and its name… is pure unbridled anime. View quoted note →

Your family will be expecting the bitcoin talk this holiday season. Don’t give it to them. Switch it up. Give them the Nostr talk instead.

Become a Spiral grantee and you too can have a bio that makes your mom wish you had stayed away from us.

If you run a bitcoin business, plushies of Itty Bitty are available to be purchased in bulk at wholesale prices. At #BitcoinTokyo in September, 80% of our stock sold out in a day. Email hello@herecomesbitcoin.com for more info.

Become ungovernable.

Become ungovernable.

We are still in the market for bitcoin wizards. If you know someone who considers themselves a bitcoin wizard, 1) you keep weird company, but 2) please send them our way:

Spiral is Hiring Bitcoin Wizards · Spiral

Spiral is hiring bitcoin “wizards,” though we will settle for bitcoin mages, sorcerers and sorceresses, witches, warlocks, and druids.

Become ungovernable.

The official position of the Spiral team is that Satoshi is a cat: 1) Never around when people want them to be. 2) Impossible to find when they don’t want to be found. 3) Eats weird gross food. 4) Proficient in C++, which has the number of characters as “cat,” starts with a C, and has a character that looks like a lowercase T. 5) Keeps weird hours. 6) Prefers English spelling because all cats have British accents. 7) What are cypherpunks if not mysterious? What are cats if not mysterious? 8) Independent and unknowable. 9) Whiskers, probably. 10) Could be sitting next to you and you wouldn’t know it. 11) Could be sitting on you and you wouldn’t know it. 12) Knows how to use a keyboard. 13) Very popular online. 14) Known to “move on to other things.” 15) Satoshi Nakamoto is a Japanese name. You know who eats a lot of fish? The Japanese. You know who else?

They said being idiots who make bitcoin stickers for a living would never last. They say a lot of things. Use these and all the dozens of others as gifs for whatever dumb stuff you’re up to by searching “herecomesbitcoin” on GIPHY. Or visit

Here Comes Bitcoin

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to download them all for Signal and Telegram and spam your friends until they like you even less.

Why not Bitcoin as a forest god? Give us one good reason.

New banner on bitcoindesign.org just dropped thanks to nature’s ultimate, organically grown interns, Abhijay Jain and Sushant Faujdar, who came to us and herecomesbitcoin.org via summerofbitcoin.org.

When creating the big furry Bitcoin video, we wondered: which country would be first to dub it into their local language? It was Japan. It had to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=5BTDdm6OoLqxhlO9&v=UOnNqcSufrI&feature=youtu.be&themeRefresh=1

Chainalysis’ offices are different than how I imagined them.

No idea what he’ll do them with, but it will probably be better than what we’ve done:

Google Drive

Spiral Nostr Ads Hack Week – August 1, 2024 - Google Drive

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@fiatjaf We did a Nostr hack week project:

Google Docs

Nostr Ads, Spiral Hack Week Project

Nostr Ads Hack Week 2024 Spiral + Christoph at Bitcoin Design Community

Spiral recently had its annual hack week. With @GBKS’s help, we created a hypothetical, first-ever all-outdoor ad campaign for Nostr:

Google Docs

Nostr Ads, Spiral Hack Week Project

Nostr Ads Hack Week 2024 Spiral + Christoph at Bitcoin Design Community