Perfect money doesn’t just happen. 
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Making bitcoin more than an investment.
Bitcoin on a Ferris wheel. You can’t hear him because it’s a gif, but Bitcoin is doing Daenerys’ wheel monologue except it’s about the wheel of fiat currencies and how bitcoin eventually breaks it. 
Bitcoin marketing projects from our many long years at this company we are not allowed to leave:
500 Headlines About Bitcoin: 
Spiral Presents: The Lightning Development Kit:
Bitcoin Mythology Volumes 1 & 2: 
Who is Bitcoin?:
Here Comes Bitcoin: 
500 Headlines About Bitcoin
500 Headlines About Bitcoin
In the old days, copywriters wrote 100 good headlines to get one great headline. For bitcoin, I wrote 500.
Bitcoin Mining · The Spiral Book of Bitcoin Mythology
The Spiral Book of Bitcoin Mythology
Here Comes Bitcoin
Here Comes Bitcoin is the central resource for all things Bitcoin (puppet, not currency), including license-free creative assets that you can use t...
Nostr Implementation Protocol, or… 
One of our first projects just turned 5.
500 Headlines About Bitcoin
500 Headlines About Bitcoin
In the old days, copywriters wrote 100 good headlines to get one great headline. For bitcoin, I wrote 500.
Few things are nicer than all your friends, acquaintances, and professional connections coming together to celebrate bitcoin and pizza for a day.
Only banks and vampires try this hard to convince you that they’re human.
Been having so much fun beta testing these stickers that no one on our team has spoken to their families in years: 
Signal: 
Telegram: 
Giphy: 
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Someone translated our bitcoinmythology.org project into Spanish without telling us and we love it. If you need proof that the spirit of open source extends well beyond code, here it is: https://mitologiabitcoin.veintiuno.world/volumen-2-seguridad-bitcoin/
I dunno. It’s a Sunday night.
Brand guidelines aren’t very bitcoin, so we did a pseudo-quasi-semi brand guidelines, which isn’t very anything except dumb. Anyway, herecomesbitcoin.org 
22 new Bitcoins are available on herecomesbitcoin.org, including several created specifically for brands we wanted to partner with. If your team wants an HCB partnership of their own, DM us here on Nostr or email hello@herecomesbitcoin.org 
The future of finance isn’t a seven hundred page securities contract prepared by a stadium’s worth of lawyers but a cartoon interpretation of digital currency that walks into a bandsaw every four years as dictated by an open-source protocol. 
Our inability to embrace and be content with simplicity is the root of our discontent.
Doing what we said we’d never do and crossover posting between Twitter and Nostr to bring you guys the dumbest accounts on TikTok and YouTube Shorts, which is saying something. If there was ever a time to promote your most inane bitcoin content, it’s now:
TikTok:
YouTube Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/@herecomesbitcoin/shorts
TikTok - Make Your Day
Businesses will never accept bitcoin as a form of payment.
Corporations will never put bitcoin on their balance sheets.
Countries will never accept bitcoin as legal tender.
Regulators will never allow a bitcoin ETF.
Bitcoin will never become the planet’s dominant currency.
Ask not what your bank can do for you, ask what you can do without your bank.