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Relai 🇨🇭
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We're a bitcoin-only app from Switzerland. Buy bitcoin instantly and hold your own keys.
Relai just bought 13 BTC for 1,222,523.85 USD at 94,040.29 USD per BTC.
Relai now holds 30 BTC.
Take notes, Microsoft ✍️ 
GM Nostr 
BREAKING: Lifetime referral rewards have returned!
You asked, we delivered.
Every user you bring gets you sats...FOREVER.
Let's keep orangepilling together! 💊 
GM GigaChads 
BIG NEWS: We just slashed our fees from 2.5% → 0.9% 🔪
The #1 community request for 3 YEARS is now reality.
The people have spoken. We listened.
Open your Relai app and see the difference for yourself. 💸 
It's finally here - a Bitcoin Masterclass with Bitcoin GigaChad @Michael Saylor! 🔥
- MicroStrategy getting listed on the Nasdaq 100
- Why Saylor's Bitcoin strategy is so aggressive
- The next 10 years in Bitcoin
- Why Millennials should own Bitcoin
Bitcoiners are being proven right in real time
Winning feels good. 
Thousands of Swiss people exposed to Bitcoin at EHC Chur games! 🇨🇭
This is what adoption looks like 🚀
GM Nostr
Bitcoin finally hit 100,000€! 💶
Congratulations to all European hodlers. You deserve this. 💙
Next target 1,000,000€ 
Hi low IQ gang 
HFSP 