This weekend has all the makings of a varsity athlete. BTC 🚀 Post mahkets closing. Slight tingle. Getting stronger.

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Can we discuss the Chinese accent when speaking English? Are they trying to be funny or does it just happen organically.

Jordan Peele is fuckin awesome. Thank god this guy is doing what he’s doing with horror movies. This one is high on the list. A little AMC popcorn & Diet Coke on the menu soon.

I just muted myself & blocked my account from my feed. I’ve crossed a chasm. I now annoy myself. And I hate my racist views.

Germans should work to change their accents when speaking English. It could change so many things for them. I like my German brothers/sisters but you all sound like broken computers when speaking & history is not kind to your accents, even if it’s fake history. Someone work on this for the short/long term.

UDI pee’s sitting down 100% of the time. Schiff uses special penis wipes to stay clean after a pee pee.

If the moon blocking the sun isn’t what causes the eclipse; then what the fuck does? Cause it ain’t the moon. We are no different than the Mayans. We have no idea what’s going on. The priest class does though. Some poor cows are going to suffer as part of some ritual. Why not toss some babies in a fire as well? Don’t Jews also beat chickens to death while laughing? Special place in hell for those that do harm like that. Very special place.