GM Nostr.
Selling bitcoins on Bisq and Robosats. Need to get money out of Abra USD loan into EU bank, and that seems to be the best way to do it. Banking has actually made me love Mondays. It's the first time in 2.5 days you can get some work done.
Get a Bitcoin address (maybe a vanity one), transact on it, stash the private key somewhere for a few years. No need to post "Bitcoin class of 20XX." Just post the address and proof you own it. When you got into Bitcoin is permanently recorded on the blockchain.