Was eating my breakfast, and I saw my 2 year old daughter who just got dressed with a long sleeve shirt with a huge single butterfly with leopard pattern. I of course immediately yelled at my wife: Have I taught you nothing woman ? Have you learned nothing from all the based videos I showed you ? You are practically begging for your child to be sex trafficked with her wearing such explicits symbols ! Don't you remember our country was Epstein's favorite after the US ?
She of course immediately apologized and try to remove the shameful shirt, but alas, our daughter strongly protested, engaging in hand to hand combat with her mother on the spot.
I said: let it go woman. What's done is done. You will throw the shirt tonight. You do a little better each day, and I patted her on the head while eating my coffee dipped buttered tartines. It ain't easy everyday being a true patriarch.
LaserEyesPsy
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Psy. Toxic Bitcoin Maxi. Node runner. Home miner. LND enthusiast. BIP-110 signaler. Husband. Father. Rightarded. Millennial.
Bitcoin is John Galt’s money.
Met a patient, in his 20's, and earlier this year, while he seemed to have it all (hot GF, bought his flat, working freelance, friends and cool parents, bank account stacked, kite surfing all his freetime, planning to open a surf shop in Brazil...), he started to loose all sensations in his dick. Drove him absolutely mad. He saw many doctors, all clueless. Finally he saw a top professor who told him he had some kind of microtraumatic neurological syndrome from hitting to many waves kite surf ing, and hr just had to wait for it to heal. Didn't really believe him. He tried to commit suicide by strangling him self with his kite surf rope, failed, and then suspended himself with his arms on the edge of his balcony. Cops were called and got to him in time. But as a result, he says it fucked up the nerves of his neck and arms, and he lost all his strength and is now in constant pain with electric shocks. Finally, his dick got better, to its previous state. And he's very depressed, can't work, can't kite surf, lost his friends. What should be done now ?
Even fucking Craig Wright is anti BIP-110... Wow.
My wife's birthday is coming soon. She is kind of a minimalist and rarely asks for mundane gifts. This year she just asked for me to cook her lobster. Cause you can never get it right in restaurants. For my birthday gifts I'm a little more sophisticated and asked for another S23 Hydro.