Did you buy that phat dipp ? I sure did. Buy, mine, earn. All at once.

My banker (a millennial woman who… laughs a lot) told me she was leaving her position to go work somewhere else. I told her « maybe you can give me a 20k loan so I can cope. I liked you so much. We had so much fun together. Remember when you told me I needed to justify all of my cash deposits and I just said no way bra ain’t happening medical secrecy watcha gonna do bout it ? Remember when I tried to orange pill you ? We gotta go big before you leave I know you gonna be replaced buy some gen X normie dude who’s gonna try to sell me rotten fiat financial products… you at least never froze my accounts even though I was smashing buy everyday bro» then she tells me « what do you want to finance with that loan? » «  well you know buy Pokémon cards for the kids, pay my taxes…. Buy bitcoin you know how it is. I keep the amount I owe the state, buy bitcoin low and use the gains to pay wayyy later and still make a profit ». «  ha ha ha you must be joking! » , «  it is wat it is you know me always making 200 IQ moves ha ha » and then we all laughed. Gonna miss her sadge

Heating my office with a mining heater. Ocean of course. Feels great.

Happy ATH everyone

Can you feel it ?

Kids and waifu are bathed and fed. Homework is done and checked. Chilling on the bath before bedtime stories while they play and laugh. And to add to this happiness, today was a smash that buy button day. 😌