🪦 R.I.P this meme 1944 - 2026

Here’s a pro tip for the men of #nostr Do not buy flowers for your missus on special occasions. Not for her birthday, not for Mother’s Day, not for your anniversary, not for Valentines Day. And definitely do not buy her flowers after an argument or to try “make up to her”. Always buy her flowers, randomly. On a Tuesday. On your way home from the gym. When you’re out running errands. When your train is delayed. When you go to the hardware store. Before her friends come over. These are the times to buy flowers - when she’s not expecting them. Women love flowers but they are an unimaginative gift for a special occasion, and as she tops off the water every day it serves as a subconscious reminder of how many days since she received them. You don’t want her mindset of “it’s 4 days since Mother’s Day, 3 months til I get something nice again”. And you definitely don’t want her to see flowers and think back to some big argument you had. You want to see that spark in her eyes when she receives flowers much more often, decoupled from the calendar. She will appreciate you and the flowers much more this way. Bonus tip: pick bouquets that aren’t fully bloomed yet, they’ll open up and give her more days to enjoy them. Go get her some flowers today for no reason and see the difference.

I really want to get the word out there about this super secret information that only I could piece together, but first I need $71.50 for you to access it.. View quoted note →

Vinglish makes me laugh every time. How do you put “King Smocky” next to the logo “King Smoky” 😂 And “Texat” 🤣 It’s 2026 and still nothing ever gets spell checked.

I really think there’s something to this thesis. We’ll never get a study to directly confirm it due to how toxic this would be to woke orthodoxy, but 1) the prevalence of parasites in homosexuals is 4X-27X higher 2) analingus is the primary transmission vector 3) these parasites work on the gut where 90% of serotonin is produced and some convert indole which suppresses pathogen virulence) into tryptophan, which EC cells convert to serotonin Seems like we don’t need conversion therapy; we just need to dose the gays up to the eyeballs with ivermectin. View quoted note →

$8 cut of meat with a couple cents worth of spices and this is as good as anything you’d find in a restaurant. 810g of beef belly down to 620g after 48 hours in the sous vide at 72 Celsius. 2 minute sear each side on the bbq to finish. View quoted note →