Asked my missus to buy some of those long thin balloons today. Her: “What? Why? What are you gonna do with them?” Me: “Make balloon animals for [our daughter].” Her: “What?! How?! Are you serious? You can do that?!” Me: “If a literal clowns can make balloon animals, pretty sure I can work it out.” Her: 😮 She seems to think balloon poodles are secret knowledge and require a degree from Bozo’s clown school or something lol. You can just learn things on YouTube

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Put a deposit down for a new rental today. Majorly downsizing, but now we’ve got a pool and will be closer to the beach for my old dog to enjoy. Never had a pool before, how long til the novelty wears off?

Spent my lunch break traversing a new rabbithole 🕳️ Parasites are trying to enslave the human race through a collective hivemind, hence the massive freak out over Ivermectin as a treatment for Covid.. Will have to revisit after I get around to reading “Can you catch a cold?”. This PDF is wild 😂 https://files.catbox.moe/9rbtxh.pdf