YET HERE YOU ARE! ENJOY IT.
The odds of you being alive today are astronomically small, often cited as around 1 in 10^2,685,000, a number with over 2.6 million zeroes, making your existence statistically miraculous, resulting from an unbroken chain of successful ancestors, precise genetic combinations (1 in 70 trillion just at fertilization), and a habitable Earth, far rarer than atoms in the universe.
Scientific estimates indicate that over 99% of all species that have ever lived on Earth, totaling billions, are now extinct. This natural, continuous process, punctuated by five major mass extinctions, means most species have a finite lifespan, with 99.9% extinction often cited as the historical norm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣still gold!!!
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis]
Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
Heads up AUSSIES
Just had a call from the "Australian Federal Police" the had all my details,but seemed to be more interested in if i had "crypto accounts with what platforms"👀
Hung up!
Fuck you Ledger! that I bought 6 years ago when i was a dumbass.
Shitcunt Scammers!
BE WARY OUT THERE PEOPLE GETTING CRAZY.