All I want is non-custodial zaps from my Umbrel!

Try as I may I still can't get my lightning node working. When opening a channel I keep getting "Lower amount or increase confirmation target." I have no sats in my lightning node, but paying any invoice I generate fails regardless of the lightning wallet I use. Stuck! The revolution won't come easy ⚡

To the anon that just zapped me 🫡

Bought more bitcoin today. PV 🌞 Morning purple people ⚡️⚡️⚡️

My experience of Nostr so far is that it feels overwhelmingly positive to use. Haven’t worked out whether that it’s because we’re all here to help and learn together… or there’s no algo to feed me outrage. Perhaps it’s both. Whatever it is. I’m into it. PV 🌞

Happy 777777 day you psychopaths. 🤙⚡️⚡️

Time to drain my wallet and get zappin’ PV you purple bird people. 🤙🌞

So anyway I started zappin’ lnbc7770n1p3ltex2pp50wr5q8yu5hcyfpmke53u96sgtphukyz4f6l37khpc0n6dds2hpkqdqu2askcmr9wssx7e3q2dshgmmndp5scqzpgxqyz5vqsp5uuuvv0rjz82h6vq0fgqn4crvddzd6xals4vgffa8uy4w6e24cr7s9qyyssqcpd94534tvjussgr3794qkmmf4whhdz9rdfe5df8aeej9e3ap6g9sdpdn9fvzyhh7dw86dkyc5k3t6j59yaxrm8sfs0r3lcjw5p2p5gq5n7e6z

Shitcoiners gonna shit. 💩 I think ‘blockchain’ aside this was just a stupid idea.

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Getting zapped even 1 sat from anons feels good man.

Ok #Nostriches, first 5 people that post a 1000 sat invoice here and then follow me will get paid. Feeling the love today.

Is Umbrel's Lightning Node UX objectively bad? This is not fun to setup. Anyone got a better non-custodial solution to running my own lightning node and zapping from it...

There's something about the orange and purple combo that just... works. I give you the lightning bird.