I'm so bullshit on nostr

I wrote a poem: Having a golf cart in the garage is the pinnacle of civilization. It doesn't get any better than that. No rules apply. In a golf cart, it's always Mad Max. Blood alcohol level? Doesn't matter. Traffic laws? Doesn't matter. Stop signs? Doesn't matter. Driving on the right? Doesn't matter. Cruising around with music blasting on the speakers. Everyone waves and likes you. Kids without a seat or seatbelt. Everyone waves and likes you. Need a quick beer. Drive to the store and park with one tire in the entrance and one in the handicap spot. Everyone waves and likes you.

@Telluride can't stop laughing at this perfect coincidence

Anyone else experiencing issues with Bluetooth headphones since the last @GrapheneOS update? When I pause any audio (Spotify, fountain, doesn't matter) I can't get it to play by pressing the button on the headphones. Have to manually restart from the phone. #asknostr @npub1c9d9...sqfm @Final

"I possess, but I am not possessed.” - Aristippus

2026: same vibes as 2025, but with slightly less 2025

FACE MELTING OMEGA CANDLE where are you?

Test (icles)

#wrapped

Our elf is something else.

@jack mallers I know you can only talk about stuff if we ask about it. Question 1) in a recent episode you talked about multiple DCAs. I don't see that feature in Germany. Wen multiple DCAs? Question 2) I'd like to be more on a Bitcoin standard than I currently can say I am. A big help would be IBAN on European accounts. Wen banking accounts in EU? Great show. Peddle the celery. Godspeed.