BREAKING ⚡⚡ can CONFIRM that Donald Trump's VP pick will be veteran Texas Republican and media star ALEX JONES. - CNN

When I e-girl poast this is basically what I'm waiting for.

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Is this what you wanted you weebs?

RESPECT 👏 TRANS 👏 POASTERS

Becoming clearer and clearer the dam is breaking on jewish propaganda because people are asking some obvious questions. 1.) How do the jews get favorable coverage from almost every outlet and support from every Western government yet say one insufficiently pro-jewish headline proves the world is biased against them? 2.) Why is only occupying 90% of Palestine when you could have occupied 95% called "trading land for peace?" 3.) Wait, why are jews always exaggerating atrocity propaganda? 4.) Why doesn't Hamas invest in infrastr(cut to shot of Israel white-phosphorusing a hospital) 5.) Why are global governments pro-jew when the jews want to replace White people?

Wonder if I could do a two-week water fast.

Where do you stand on the great division in our society (one- or two-person tents)?

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"If I'd been there when the Wehrmacht and the Red Army fought over my country like two junkies finding twenty bucks it wouldn't have gone down like it did."

The people were outraged at his doctrine. (B-cups best cups.) They hated yockeypuck because he spoke the truth.

If you kill yourself with carbs it's not technically suicide.

"18,359 COMMUNIST CHINESE could be here," he thought. "I've never been outside the Beltway before. There could be 18,359 COMMUNIST CHINESE anywhere." The cool wind felt horrible against his neovagina. "I HATE 18,359 COMMUNIST CHINESE" he thought. Glenn Beck reverberated the entire Acela first class car, making it pulsate even as the $17 Australian wine circulated through his withered diseased veins and washed away his (merited) fear that the chicoms weren't the real problem. "With Amtrak, you can travel comfortably anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Life is a goon cave and my hog needs greasing.

Mom when you took your new iPhone out on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

When you go to American McDonald's looking for a ginger wife.