zach 5 months ago

🎶🎶 If you know me you’d be zapping the dude You’d be humming along, you’d be singing the tunes 🎶🎶

Songlink/Odesli

If You Know Me by Hudson Freeman

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zach 5 months ago

🎶🎶 I got rods that won’t reel, I got scars that won’t heal, I’m a torn cigarette, My book of patches got patches 🎶 🎶

Songlink/Odesli

patches by Stephen Wilson Jr.

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zach 5 months ago

If he wanted to zap you, he would.

zach 5 months ago

Costco sells tamales now (or at least I just became aware of it) Now they are coming after Big Abuela. Big Abuela no está contenta.

zach 5 months ago

Drake Maye. But I Will.

zach 5 months ago

I stand corrected they are bad listeners. Might even be bad kids. I’m above reproach. View quoted note →

zach 5 months ago

Kids: They are not bad listeners, they are just inexperienced listeners. And you might be an inexperienced teacher.

zach 5 months ago

My wife thinks it’s strange that I use the Maps app like a yellow pages. I can quickly type in a business and get their website, all their hours, phone number, etc. Is that strange? Do others do this? It seems so clunky to me to go to a browser and type in the name and pull it up in a search engine. Now that I see it typed out, it does seem strange.

zach 5 months ago

Asking Questions, not just questions.

zach 5 months ago

Today I copied a cell value in excel and immediately pasted it into notepad, and received the following text “Retrieving data. Wait a few seconds and try to cut or copy again.” I have never seen this in my life and I have been using computers for almost 30 years. I don’t know what it means, but I think I won - I beat the computer.

zach 5 months ago

Don’t say te calmas o te calmo to the shop foreman if you want to live in harmony.

zach 5 months ago

What’s your condition(ing)?

zach 5 months ago

GOAT of all time #musicmakemelosecontrol

zach 5 months ago

The face when you miss your CFO’s call* *check my pfp

zach 5 months ago

Accountability is so rare that some people don’t even know how to process it. It takes the wind out of their argumentative sails when you defuse the situation with honest, personal responsibility. It’s basically a superpower.

zach 6 months ago

Be perfect. Or else learn to apologize well. I know what I chose.

zach 6 months ago

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

zach 6 months ago

Take the L, flip it backwards, and tilt it 45 degrees to the right so that it resembles a hockey stick, exponential growth.

zach 6 months ago

“Life was good until Dad downloaded Kalshi. He was so busy predicting the future, he didn’t need to bet on ours anymore.”

zach 6 months ago

One California like away from self acceptance.