Girlfriend says: “one of my students ( college age ) is going to come by the house and pick some blackberry.”
No problem
Student shows up, with a friend ( similar age ). I didn’t see them pull up, but when I saw the car, I went out.
Student says “I’m so glad you are here. I was getting ready to google and see what blackberry plants look like.”
As John Connor said - “We’re not going to make it, are we?”