“Hello, this is your Captain speaking, I know you really want to get to Chicago, but we have a full tank of fuel, and I like to show you the sights.
We just got a full view of Lexington, Kentucky
Who wants to see Cincinnati? Ok
Now who’s for Dayton, Ohio? There’s a lot to see there.
No one, OK. Be that way, we are going to Fort Wayne, Indiana
You can whine all you want, we are going to Fort Wayne.
Ok, we will go to Indianapolis instead. “
