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Eric FJ 🪬⚡️
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De-commerce evangelist. Let’s build the Bitcoin circular economy together. Running nostr:npub1nkfqwlz7xkhhdaa3ekz88qqqk7a0ks7jpv9zdsv0u206swxjw9rq0g2svu Check out our alpha release: https://alpha.conduit.market/ ⚡️🪬💜 Nostr only 💜🪬⚡️
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EricFJ 1 week ago
Some of this AI trolling is pretty great and if this is how the world ends might as well laugh
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EricFJ 1 week ago
Make sure you’re angry at the right people, anon. Corporate profit margins by category in the chart. Accounting is funny innit? image
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EricFJ 1 week ago
Hey @primal you should probably note that you still allow external NWC wallets before you freak everyone out. image
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EricFJ 1 week ago
…and if they tell you they’re gonna get you a Model “On Prem” it’s definitely not what you’re hoping that to mean View quoted note →
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EricFJ 1 week ago
PSA: The job title “Forward Deployed Engineer” is not gonna get anyone laid in 2026. It’s best you stop imagining it will.
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EricFJ 1 week ago
Gotta respect this young man going up to pitch in a lobster suit image
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EricFJ 1 week ago
Hey do any of y’all have a question I should ask?? 😂 image
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EricFJ 1 week ago
GM all you real people 💜🤙🏼
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EricFJ 1 week ago
“…the urge to rein in social media platforms in general, and Elon Musk’s Twitter/X in particular, will gain newfound momentum. One wonders if a variant of the European Union’s Digital Services Act will soon come to the US, regardless of who wins the upcoming midterm elections or the presidency in 2028. Good luck making sense of the world after that.”
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EricFJ 1 week ago
GM. Telling the truth was always the optimal strategy. Now that everyone has a bullshit detector in their pocket it’s table stakes.
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EricFJ 2 weeks ago
“Design a welcome screen for this machine that appeals directly to the target market” image
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EricFJ 2 weeks ago
Orange pilled some real datacenter construction players tonight with this combo: -it’s energy money (buyer of last resort on low grid demand bla bla bla) -couple of cocktails -I’ll send you some sats so you can buy @Oshi (推し) butter right now if you don’t think this shit is real, watch me mfers Boom done GN
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EricFJ 2 weeks ago
Hunting is funny because you wear camo gear to be cool but also bright fucking orange so you don’t accidentally die