BeaverCoder

Beaver is trying a new way to learn ✨After a few months of coding in Dart without actually knowing Dart, Beaver is finally writing the docs. Not just reading them, but writing them, so that Beaver’s brain (which isn’t exactly fast 😅) has enough time to process 🧠

Ship it off 🎶 (by Beaver Swift) I stay up way too late Coding in my bed That's what others beavers say, mm-mm That's what others beavers say, mm-mm I talk too much about tests Although I make them fail That's what others beavers say, mm-mm That's what others beavers say, mm-mm But I keep coding Can't stop, won't stop building I got this idea of nostr apps in my!mind “I can build them all… Right?” Cause the vibers gonna play play play play play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Beaver’s just gonna ship some APK-K-K-Ks I ship it off , ship it of (whoo-hoo-hoo) Beaver’s also gonna break, break, break, break code And the beaver gonna fix fix fix fix bugs Beaver just gonna merge merge merge merge PRs I ship it off , shipp it of (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Beaver prefers tests over code comments. Code comments can lie. If tests lie, they fail! #beavercoding

There are two kinds of devs: those who judge a PR’s size by its lines of code, and those who judge it by the files changed. Beaver’s on team LOC 🦫

It’s more fun to write code than to review it. So I start my day reviewing PRs, and when I’m done, I get my reward: coding! #beavercoding

Beaver peak of happiness: clicking the merge button ✅🚢

The joy of building a damn and seeing it done is different when it is coded by myself than when AI codes it all. You might find my damn simpler, smaller or even ugglier, but this beaver feels so proud. It was honest beaver work. #beavercoding

if (beaver.has(bigPlans)){ beaver.clean(dam) }

Dam! Every now and then I fall into the late-night coding trap. It’s never worth it. Next day a tired beaver it’s just slower. Log to self 🪵: beavers need 6+ hours sleep 💤. Even if the dam is not done, sleep and finish it tomorrow #beavercoding

I try to review PRs carefully, but that often takes a lot of time… and coding is what I actually enjoy the most! 🤓 How do you balance doing good code reviews with having enough time to code yourself? Any strategies or tips are welcome! 🙌

Debugging in Bash 101: don’t use echo or printf directly… unless you want to break your returns 🙃

I hate bashing into things

GM!

I hate when I can't see the logs 🪵

Hello world! 🌎 If I were a real coder, this should’ve been my very first post... Now it’s up to you to decide whether I’m a real coder or not.

What’s beaver coding? Simple: just sprinkle plenty of beavers into your PRs and issues 🦫✨ And hey, feel free to use mine in your code too!”