I did some financial planning and it looks like if I die this year, I can retire comfortably.

People have to pretend you're a bad person so they won't feel guilty about the things they said and did to you. Good Morning 🫂🌻💜

70% off giving a fuck. Limited time offer.

My spirit animal is the ant. Because I learned today that half of worker ants in a colony are just pretending to work and looking busy so they won't be tasked with any actual work.

Pain doesn't just show up in our lives for no reason. It's a sign that something in our lives needs to change ~ Mandy Hale Good Morning 🫂🌻💜

y’all ever be sitting and think... damn this is the real life..

I don’t need an Apple Vision Pro to look weird in public. I already look weird in public.

Tomorrow isn't Friday. The day after that, regretfully, still not Friday. The day after that? You guessed it buddy!