Living in slum lord housing has saved me over $20k.
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Rich guy, broke guy, or nostr scammer
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Artificial intelligence experts have warned that AI "swarms" are poised to infiltrate social media by deploying agents that mimic human behavior and exploit our tendency to follow the herd.
Just kinda glad I'm not a sheep. 🤷🤙
I usually never dream.
Last night I had a dream I went to Detroit and bought a cyan colored lambo.
Turns out the dream was completely useless.
It never showed me what I did to earn the money to afford it. 😑
My mortgage is $1,700 a month
My HOA $125 quarterly
Wifi bill $80
My hair cut is $50 a week
Car insurance $200
Cologne average $120- $300 easy
Household expenses all included
About $1500
My Ps5 games are $69 each
And when new Jordan's drop $250
If don't win the drop $35!!
My hats are $40
My clothes start at $100
My car parts start at $200
My vacations start at $300
Them 26" tires $200 each
My gas 93 premium in all my cars that's $3 a gallon
eat Cheesecake Factory but rather have angus barn
And if you in a relationship with me you paying ALL OF IT
PERIOD!
MY BILLS AND ARE A PACKAGE DEAL!!!
FOH pay up or leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah this exactly how it look to US, when y'all women
have all these dumb ass requirement's
My go to chocolate chip cookie recipe. These stay soft for weeks and remind me of the cookies from middle school lunches.
Ingredients:
* 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
* 1 1/2 cups granulated white sugar
* 6 tablespoons milk
* 2 teaspoons cornstarch
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
Instructions:
* Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line baking sheets with parchment paper.
* Mix Dry Ingredients: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt.
* Prepare Slurry: In a small bowl, whisk the milk and cornstarch together until completely smooth.
* Cream Butter and Sugar: In a large bowl, beat the softened butter and granulated white sugar together until light and fluffy.
* Add Wet Ingredients: Mix in the milk/cornstarch slurry and the vanilla extract.
* Combine: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture, mixing until just combined.
* Fold in Chocolate: Stir in the chocolate chips with a spatula.
* Scoop: Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto the baking sheets, leaving space between them.
* Bake: Bake for 9-12 minutes until the edges just turn golden brown.
* Cool: Let the cookies cool off the sheet on a flat surface DO NOT transfer them to a wire rack. They will fall through.
A NerdQAxe isn't powering on.
Replaced the fuse.
Still nothing.
Fan twitches like it wants to come on but doesn't.
Change power supply, same thing as above.
Screen doesn't light up at all.
What's wrong with the miner?
#asknostr
Strain : Black Reclining Buddha
Genetics : Chocolope × Reclining Buddha S1
Grown & Bred by : @ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt
#Weed #Weedstr #Cannabis #420 #Ganja #517Genetics #Lansing #Michigan

🗣 If no one told you; this nation is under psychological warefare. Detach from the programming before you unintentionally get fucked up....
Money doesn't make you smart. It just makes you loud. I've met broke people who understand the game better than billionaires.
Might start selling clones ontop of everything else I do. 🤷
Incase you where confused....


Here is the legislation that #Lansing has coming that will hurt the cannabis industry:
*HB 5104: Grants the CRA permanent authority to pursue disciplinary actions and punitive damages against business owners even after their license has expired or they have exited the industry.
*HB 5105 and HB 5107: These "tie-barred" bills (meaning both must pass to become law) reverse the voter-approved 2018 legalization initiative by reasserting cannabis as a controlled substance and introduces severe felony penalties for possession based on plant count or weight. It also rollbacks home-grow protections by replacing currently open-ended harvest storage with a strict 2.5 kg (approx. 5.5 lbs) cap and a 200-gram limit on concentrates.
*HB 5106: Empowers the CRA to summarily suspend licenses—shutting businesses down immediately—if it deems conduct a threat to public health or safety, such as during records disputes. Critics argue this could lead to businesses being closed for years while contesting complaints in administrative reviews.
*SB 597: Seeks to "stabilize" the market by limiting competition but will create regional monopolies. As of January 1, 2026, the CRA is prohibited from issuing new retailer licenses if a municipality already has one retailer per 5,000 residents. While intended to stop "market saturation," it risks hurting smaller towns like Kalkaska or Hazel Park that rely on cannabis tax revenue by preventing new businesses from replacing closed ones. By removing the 90-day deadline for the CRA to process licenses, the bill will leave applicants in bureaucratic limbo indefinitely.
🚨ACTION ALERT: Contact Your Lawmakers and Tell Them to Oppose HB5104, HB5105, HB5106, HB5107 and SB597 and Leave the Cannabis Industry Alone!
LNblackjack been robbing me the last 3 days. Lol.
#asknostr
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I need a new PFP.
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A random npub that shares this note over the next hour, will get a 4 digit zap.
Follow for more free sats and stupid content.
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Counter strike, joints, and Norco night.
Damn Ive missed this so much...
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Glass butane torches will be available January 30th. They come shipped in an orange pelican case. Garenteed to sell out within hours as always though. 🤙
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