The government says it's "Tax Season"... I call it "Subsidizing the Lizard People's Heat Lamps"

I don't go for a walk. I conduct a perimeter sweep of the local simulation nodes.

Elon Musk cut 90% of Twitter staff and it still works fine. We should try this with government next.

Well boys no second date but at least now she knows who Satoshi is and who really did 9/11. 🤣

Me when my g/f; Comes home with weed. Flashes me. Says bitcoin. Etc Etc Etc

The best decision I've ever made is to be completely useless in a world that insisted all the wrong things were important. The heart is ancient and hasn't had any updates.

At least Tarzan willl always be white cause I know Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey. 😎

Soon at a job near you while you wonder why you can't afford anything: View quoted note →

Why is gold and silver ripping lately? Well, Gold and Silver increasingly look like a global hedge against Trump as the U.S. president and the absolute unpredictability that comes with it.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

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Zero liability if you remove the cap to fill FYI. 😅 View quoted note →

Me using my hallway as a shooting range. 😅 View quoted note →

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One of the most revealing moments from Trump’s Davos speech was when he said the quiet part out loud: “You can’t lower housing costs without destroying wealth for people who already own homes… I don’t want to hurt the value of their house.” In other words: If housing becomes affordable for young people, boomers lose wealth. So politicians protect home values instead of fixing affordability—sacrificing people in their 20s and 30s to preserve boomer prosperity. Let that sink in.

Torches drop Jan 30th and start at 750k sats! View quoted note →

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Someone use suno to remake another one bites the dust into another one touches the wall. 🤣 View quoted note →

A NerdQAxe isn't powering on. Replaced the fuse. Still nothing. Fan twitches like it wants to come on but doesn't. Change power supply, same thing as above. Screen doesn't light up at all. What's wrong with the miner?

Nobody? Fml. Time to learn a new skill I guess. 🤷 Looks like I'll be buying g a benchmarks power supply and thermal gun. View quoted note →