Can someone explain to me in crayon eating terms why running a lightning node is so complicated?

Can someone explain to me in crayon eating terms why my sleep schedule is all fucked up?

There has been no significant change since yesterday, as bitcoin continues to face resistance at $93.5k (Yearly Open). We already mentioned the psychological importance of this level. Bitcoin will have acceptance above $93.5k or a retest of the $90.4k area (Monday High.)

For the seventh year in a row, the Pentagon has failed its yearly audit, unable to account for over $820 billion in expenditures. At the same time, the IRS can determine if we owe even a single cent in taxes. Just doesn’t make sense.

🤔 How do I collect more sats....

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If I post my Social security number, yall promise to fuck my shit up so I can make random buys and keep the shit too? 🤣

A strong day for Bitcoin yesterday ended with 4hr acceptance above $90.3k (Monday High). It is no surprise to see that our current resistance level for BTC is $93.5k (Yearly Open) which is a key psychological level considering the end of the year is approaching, and this will determine whether we see a red or green year. If we see a 4hr close above $93.5k then I would expect a test of $96k - $97k soon. $90.3k is the level bulls want to see hold on any downside retest.

People still answer phone calls in 2025? Crazy. Sit through my 2min voice-mail and leave a msg or it's not important.

if you bring up these 9 topics in a conversation you have below-average social skills: 1) Graphic health details 2) Money talk and price tags 3) Unsolicited parenting advice 4) Excessive personal oversharing 5) Workplace gossip about specific people 6) Constant self-promotion and bragging 7) Dominating every conversation 8) Highly divisive political or religious topics 9) Constant negativity and complaining

The ideal human state is “semi retired”. You don’t really want to be retired or you’ll die bored and poor. You want to live on your own piece of land working hard about 3 hours a day and the rest of the day on side quests.

GM GM GM Who's all up and at it again?! 🤘