STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS, JUST DON'T USE RIVER . COM

Ok, Im done shitposting about River . com and what a bad experience I had with them, just dont use them though

Ya still dont use River . com

River . com has returned the $1,500 that they originally cost me due to the unnecessary closing of my account. Still dont use the though. It's not worth the headache

I DONT USUALLY GO FULL KAREN LIKE THIS, BUT WILL H AT RIVER.COM DID ME DIRTY. NO EXPLANATION AFTER I APPEALED TO HIM TO EXPLAIN WHY HE UNILATERALLY CLOSED MY ACCOUNT.

FTX WAS MORE OF A BITCOIN COMPANY THAN RIVER.COM

FTX HAD BETTER CUSTOMER SERVICE THAN RIVER.COM

DO NOT USE RIVER.COM

Good Morning, this is your daily reminder to never use River.com. They are worse than a cable tv company. They treat their customers like shit. Yo Marty Bent, I'm calling on you to talk to Will H. That dude closed my account for unspecified reasons. When I read the TOS agreement on River's website, it says they can close an account for certain things. My account was a small but legitimate account by a guy just trying to stack a few sats. River will be seeing a river of negative publicity by the time I'm done. I retire in a few months, and I have nothing better to do with all my spare time, than to trash River anywhere and everywher I can. I Just want them to reopen my account and let me take custody of the assets that I legally purchased through their platform. I don't want the damn cuckbucks back with a 10% haircut

what?

ANY RIVER.COM NOSTRICHES HERE?

RIVER.COM MADE A DECISION TO SELL MY ASSETS AT A LOSS, COSTING ME, A CHECK TO CHECK BLUE COLLAR DUDE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT. CMON WILL H , AT LEAST MAKE ME WHOLE. EITHER WAY I WILL MAKE SURE NO BODY I KNOW WILL EVER PUT ONE CENT INTO RIVER.COM

RIVER.COM MADE A DECISION TO CLOSE MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT NOTICE, C0STING ME A SIGNIFICANT LOSS OF FUNDS BY SELLING MY ASSETS AT A LOSS AND RETURNING LESS THAN I DEPOSITED

RIVER.COM SOLD MY BITCOIN AT A LOSS WITHOUT MY CONSENT ACCORDING TO THEIR "TOS" AGREEMENT. I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG UNLESS THEY WERE UPSET THAT I TOLD THEM THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS AS BAD AS FTX

DO NOT USE RIVER.COM!!!!!!!!

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