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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew-lol.mostr.pub
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Clew.lol is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database. - Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner (clew.business) - Professional Scraper (probably has your email) - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madne
God my phone number got sold to a bunch of Indians today, I’m on text/phone call number 15 already today. EXCUSE ME SIR WOULD YOU LIKE A FRESH LOGO DESIGNED FIR YOUR BUSINESS
idk if i like tucker carlson. I haven't watched enough of him. He seems legit, but he also seems a little stupid. I'm not sure yet
I've been watching predator poachers in the back ground while I game. And some old dude legitimately just said "I broke my hip, it's the medication that made me send my dick pic to a 12 year old on instagram" JEEEESUS
Dude, im fucking sick of women. So, this weekend, chick I was messing around with with texted me saturday morning "Hey, i woke up thinking about you" We exchanged some pleasantries and then she asked me if i wanted to get dinner with her. I said "sure, you're always fun to chat with" Then she just ghosts me. WHAT THE FUCK. It's like literally women only like you when you're an asshole. And honestly, at this point I think it might be true. Not to go full incel, but like low key, you can't actually trust women.
I’d love to use the controller I bought to play Ocarina of Time but the USB adapter identifies as a GameCube controller
So the customer I’ve been helping out of goodness of my heart finally got a settlement. - Insurance claim - stupid contractor - no contract - c quality work - pissed off homeowner - bank holding funds - typical shit show We reached a settlement this week. Homeowner got 10k + all new floors, bathroom, kitchen + cabinets and full paint. Homeowner still pissed and told us he was going to kill himself. I hate homeowners so much man