Niggas be telling me I’m not a pirate smh I’ll steal yo paper towels
Sir Anthony Bacon
Tony@clew-lol.mostr.pub
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- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king
Shitposting:
In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality",
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"
- LeafLord
"So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity."
- Alan Watts
Dude, im fucking sick of women.
So, this weekend, chick I was messing around with with texted me saturday morning "Hey, i woke up thinking about you"
We exchanged some pleasantries and then she asked me if i wanted to get dinner with her. I said "sure, you're always fun to chat with"
Then she just ghosts me.
WHAT THE FUCK. It's like literally women only like you when you're an asshole. And honestly, at this point I think it might be true.
Not to go full incel, but like low key, you can't actually trust women.
Porn hub is getting REKT
Meh, waste of money
I’d love to use the controller I bought to play Ocarina of Time but the USB adapter identifies as a GameCube controller
So the customer I’ve been helping out of goodness of my heart finally got a settlement.
- Insurance claim
- stupid contractor
- no contract
- c quality work
- pissed off homeowner
- bank holding funds
- typical shit show
We reached a settlement this week. Homeowner got 10k + all new floors, bathroom, kitchen + cabinets and full paint.
Homeowner still pissed and told us he was going to kill himself.
I hate homeowners so much man
Tiktok dads be like:
WHAT IS HE DOING
he's literally throwing a trantrum like a lib lol. Just take the L and move on, you're worth like 200 billion dollars fuck off lol its the US government, of course the boomers didn't listen to you, they never will.
At this point it's just a joke:
omg twitter is just a cesspool:
God my shoulders are dead. I increased my rep weight by 10lbs on bench yesterday and apparently my shoulders were the weak spot...chest doesn't even hurt, shoulders are crying lmao
I hate baseball
There's one of you here who watches - there has to be at least one.
mfw no catholic goth girl gf 😭
MONDAY FUNDAY
What an ironic twist. Muslims for fags
guys making everyone big mad today
Got roped into helping my step dads friend "move today".
Bro had like 20 chain saws and was a goddamn mess.
BRO HAD 20 CHAINSAWS