say what you will about comedian podcasters but tim dillon makes me laugh so damn hard:
Tony "I don't like other songs" Bacon
Tony@clew-lol.mostr.pub
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- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king
Shitposting:
In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality",
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"
- LeafLord
"So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity."
- Alan Watts
Clussy
Someone 2000 miles away just called me and wanted me to paint for them.
My --spam-- marketing emails GOT REACH
Twitters gay. I tried to post a rant about social security going bankrupt (it is, or at least only 75% of funds will be available by 2033) and of course I can't post more than 280 characters, so I thought fine, I'll try a long form website.
So i ranted on substack, then tried to post the link and of course twitter can't read meta data so it doesn't show a nice little preview.
Fucking stupid.
get a clew people.
Sigh, what a weekend.
Finally ordered an new desk though. FINALLY don't have to deal with this stupid ass desk that's falling apart lol
Trying to buy flyers. BUT CAN'T UNLESS I LET THEM TRACK ME
Look at all this bullshit fedex trying to pull.
Welp, just had an e girl i've been talking to for 3 years try to emotionally extract money from me. 3 damn years, I never paid her a cent. She never tried to get me to pay either.
I know, i know hurr durr e girls, but hey man, i've talked to hundreds. I figured one girl out of like 300 is low enough odds she might actually like me for more than a wallet. TURNS OUT NOPE.
Long story short, don't trust women, they can stick around for years before they try to get your money.
Beware the woman who decorates her buttox for she is after your granary.
Broke my brain
Really pissed off.
Supposed to be bag bad weather today but all we got was wind. I feel cheated
When Asian wife get mad
He's so sweaty.
I’m at another coffee shop and there are 3 trannys working behind the counter.
One of them has nice hair idk.
This is why I want to move states 😭
SPAMMERS
Today I’m a black guy
Watching the conservative "right wing" people try to rationalize kanye's Heil Hitler is probably the funniest thing I've seen.
I really hate michael knowles
LMAO, even Jack Doherty isn't immured to being kicked out of his own house when a woman calls the police. His e thot gf broke up with him and called the police and the police are telling him it's actually her house even though he bought it. AHAHAHAHAH get rekt.
ALso, this is why we can't have nice things with feminism.
Me, sneaking into your chambers like:
rekt
Lmao this man