brb need to take my pants off
Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew-lol.mostr.pub
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Clew.lol is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database.
- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner (clew.business)
- Professional Scraper (probably has your email)
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king
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"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"
- LeafLord
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I'm dead face telling my parents the egg prices are because of nancy pelosi's insider trading.
WOW, i haven't been to whole foods for a few months and their prices got at least 10% higher since the election. Beef used to be like $15/lb and now its $20/pound
Wtf is this? 1932 Germany?


$20/pound for steak? What is this place????
Fuck Whole Foods - the cheese I want is literally 300% more than it costs at Aldi’s
😏 sightseeing
Bought a hashbrown, set it on my hood to pump gas. Half of it stayed.
It’s so cold I have half a hash brown stuck to my car


My boomer parents constantly harass me for paying for netflix and other subscriptions, meanwhile, they spend $2300/year on tv subscriptions and a Microsoft subscription and I spend like $40/month on streaming
If i didn't have to go to work, I would keep up shit on boomers day. But maybe later.
The fact that the boomers I deal are barely functional when it comes to any sort of tech, like pdfs, word docs, or simple email makes me so upset.
To think this is what our government is makes me so, very, sad.
ITS 2025 AND BOOMERS STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT PDFS MY FUCK