You might be a red deck

Freedom will go up until morale improves
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1. Wake up
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4. Profit
Why don’t we ceasefire, but like forever?
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Overserved in my own house last night smh
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Every company now is just an investment capital firm in a trench-coat at this point
If you find bubble wrap in the wild, are you popping it or no?
If you have to have a mug shot taken, are you smiling or no?
Chilaquiles is a fun word to say
I don’t think we’re in a cult
Cults have leaders
Cults have irrational buy in
Cults isolate and reject normies over time
Bitcoin is the opposite of all those things
Hot take
You don’t have to wash your feet in your own shower
I was just convicted.
Conspiracy to commit GM.
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Been on a coconut kick lately
How many times you guys use the bathroom at night? Is 14 a lot?
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Vegas be like..
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Tall people have to trim their nose hair more often than short people
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F your puts, F your calls... J. Powell's got you by the balls
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