As #[0] mentioned a while ago - if a block explorer says your transaction is not in the next block, it's not in any block ever. Saying it'll be "the block after the next one" makes no sense assuming a constant rate of transactions. In reality the reason it eventually gets in is because transactions start easing off after midnight UTC and on weekends. This isn't likely to last either.

Me: What do you get if you mix red and blue? chatGPT: If you mix red and blue you get purple. It is important to note that some people are unable to perceive colours due to colourblindness and that these people's opinions are valid and must be included in discourse and that they must be made to feel at least as welcome as people with Vision-Privilege in order to help facilitate the transition towards a more equitable society that can make amends for the colonialist history of those able to see the colour purple.

FOSS is a subset of open source.

You're supposed to use bitcoin, not the Yuan dummies.

Can't put it off any longer, gonna have to learn JS.

chatGPT answers the least-answerable question in bitcoin (unfortunately gets its pretty wrong):

Good morning. The culture war is a distraction.

Bitcoin culture sucks! Buy my centralized shitcoin!

Just used KEET for the first time - pretty cool.

Hi - how is your coinjoin implementation going?

If I ever use Twitter again, feel free to slap me.