I told Opus 5.5 to find out who Satoshi was and ask him to rap the whitepaper for me.
It located an old email address nobody knew about.
Then a swarm of agents set up a studio for him and got a mic and everything. They even brought in pineapple jalapeno pizza.
Sound up!
More than 16,000 zaps on stacker news in September so far.
Total number of sats zapped = 1,396,032 sats
There have been ~1000 downzaps
Total number of sats downzapped: 3,510,093 sats
The sats are flying!
If you're looking for something to do this Saturday afternoon, try writing something interesting for @Stacker News
Almost 200k sats going to top posters and zappers today.
STARTING NOW! AMA with @Schnitzel on Stacker News!
You know you've always wanted to DIY your own bitcoin miner water heater. Now's your chance to talk to someone who's already done it!
STARTING IN HALF AN HOUR!
@Schnitzel AMA on @Stacker News!
Schnitzel (aka Michael Schmid) is the founder of Nakamoto Heating and has designed Bitcoin miner heated hot tubs and water heaters and all sorts of other heatpunkery. He's on the board of 256 Foundation and also is the founder of an open source enterprise hosting solution, Amazeeio.
If you want to dig into serious heatpunkery, this is the AMA for you!
ποΈ Thursday, 23 July 2026
β° 10AM CDT / 1500 UTC
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TOMORROW: Stacker News AMA with @Schnitzel!
Don't miss this if you are interested in home-mining wizardry! From bitcoin miner water heaters to hot tubs and all things heatpunk, Michael Schmid is where it's at!
ποΈ Thursday, 23 July 2026
β° 10AM CDT / 1500 UTC
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STARTING NOW! Stacker News AMA with Mechanic!
Mandatory signalling for BIP 110 starts in a few thousand blocks, if you still have questions about it, now's a great time to ask!