Parents, I need some advice. When your kida were babies, did they ever start to not like to lay down during diaper changes? How did you get them to stay still until the new diaper was on? 😅

Intense story time: So, we out our son somewhere and he got really dirty, so when I went to change his diaper, I decided to rinse him in the sink. At first he was having a blast playing with the water (automatic) but then he shifted into whimpering, and I'm not sure why exactly. I was done anyways so I picked him up and tried to wipe him down but he wasn't very happy about it, so I took him over to the changing table and as I tried to wipe him, he didn't stand like he usually loves doing, but he climbed up on me! Oh and while I tried to get him down from me and he just climbed back up, diaperless, the door opened and some Lady quickly backed back out apologizing, because apparently I totally forgot to lock it when we first got in there 😅🤣 Then I finally got him down from me and put him on his back to get the diaper on him and he screamed bloody murder 😲 and twisted so there was no way for me to get a diaper on him! I eventually got the diaper on him, and some clothes and rinsed his other clothes before I rejoyed my husbandat our table, and he let me know he had heared some of that 🤣🤣🤣 Yes, I love being a mom! Yes, I still want more kids, and yes, I know it was hard, and challenging, but a part of me was having fun trying to figure out how to sooth my son enough to get him dressed (The answer is food 🤫)

Hubby showed me a meme of "The evolution of the trash can" and I asked what the last icon was. Him: Are you even married to me?! Me: ... Him: it's the first shitcoin Me: you think I pay attention to shitcoins?! Is it Etherium? Him: YES, we used to mine it, but we didn't take any of it. Me: I did not pay attention to that back then. I only look at what is real! #Bitcoin 😎

I'm glad my hubby @LeviJohnson.net has an extra keyboard we can unplug so our son can play with it, cause I wouldn't want him playing with our laptops how he's playing with this keyboard 😅🤗

I know kids can't work, but technically our son is over 37... (weeks, but who ever specifyes???) He'd absolutely LOVE a job as a greeter somewhere relatively busy! He should get paid for all the joy he brings people, just sayin'. He looked a bit sad earlier when someone came in and left without even throwing him a glance... he'd known if they did cause he was watching them the entire time!!! I informed him that it wasn't about him, that sometimes people are just busy and in their own heads, he looked less sad, so I think it worked. The lady before that had been oo-ing and aah-ing at how CUTE he is! 🤣

I wish Victoria's Secret was a bit more secret 🙄

If you could get any of these books, which one/ones would you be interested in? I'd like to hear from you! 🤗

Pizza day! 🥳 View quoted note →

Oh hey, today is 21... just thought you might enjoy knowing that 😎 *only bitcoiners understand the significance 🤣

Chilling at coffee shops with our son, especially Panera Bread's, we bring a lot of joy to old people. I love seeing how they shine up when they spot our son, and even more when he smiles at them! 🥰

Yesterday someone called me a working mom after seeing my set up at the coffee shop. It struck me oddly, but when thinkinh about it I realized a few things. Yes, my son was crawling on the floor while I was hoping to actuallt do some work for money unlike my usual book work that pays after the product is done and seslling, so technically he was right. But that still didn't quiteresolve it for me and when I shared it with my husband it clicked, I'm not a working mom, I'm a mom who works. Being a mom comes first for me, and work is secondary! "A working mom" has more of the connotation of work being the priority and the kids come seond. That is not how I do life.

Babies learn to crawl in different ways, and sometimes it looks like ours is doing the snake! 🤣

What, no! I'm not falling asleep ... I'm falling a nap, totally different 🙄🤣

I recently came across a post that caused me to wonder if the person was the kind who thinks in black and white, and the reason they sounded dumb was because they've closed options based on other things they've heard but didn't include in the post, or if they couldn't think at a higher order because they haven't taken the time to lean into the ability to make finer distinctions on the topic. 🤔 (Thinking in black and white doesn't mean people are stupid, just that sometimes they draw conclusions they think is obvious but as someone who sees all the shades, those conclusions aren't always correct.

There's a cardboard poster of the new refreshers at Panera Bread with a very happy smily lady drinking one, and our son kept gouing up to it and when I lifted him up so I no onger needed to fight his desire to touch it, he got eyecontact with the smiling lady and started laughing, he kept laughing whenever he looked back at her for several mnutes until I came back to my laptop to sit and write this post 🤣

Overheard a guy talking to some ladies at In-n-out last night. Him: "There's something wrong with my phone." After a bit one of the ladies said: "what?" Him: "it doesn't have your phone number in it" 🤣🤣🤣 I loved it... they apparently did not and already thought he was weird cause he had started the conversation with something like "are you religious?" They were not.

some days ago, I tried putting my son on my shoulders, but I accidentally said, "You wanna sit on my HEAD?" and he agreed to my words and didn't separate his legs, but sat on top of my head! 🤣 He was loving it, and he still does! He'll start laughing when he's up there, even if I'm sitting when I do it, but he gets a better view or something. 🤣👶 This is definalty a temporary situation, cause I'm not gonna have a 2 year old sitting on my head! But with a 8.5 month old it works quite well.

Totally agree! Don't be fooled by the seemingly dumb people in the beginning, this was actually great story telling, though quite silly and extreme in some ways. I'd wanna show this to our kids! View quoted note →

The questions isn't really "what should I do?", because you could do any number of jobs or occupations. The questions are actually, what brings you life? What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? Now find something where you get to do more of what brings you life, that focuses more on your strengths, and doesn't require you to do a lot of your weaknesses.

"No parents are perfect", well, except our sons parents, of course 😇😅🤣🤣