Since there are a lot of smart people here who have a lot of kids, has anyone found the off switch yet? I've heard rumors that they might exist, but I haven't met anyone yet who has found it.

So, we just found out that the plugin we paid for and was using for our website probably hasn't been working for a long time, and in order to get it working they require us to upgrade to a business account or something. Basically, they let us get it to seemingly work and then require more money and hassle to actually use it 😒 So, all our books are back to being sold through Nostr DMs for sats as the pdf ebook, and our website will take you to Amazon if you want Hardback, paperback, audible, or kindle. Super sadface!

Apparently it's going to get to 90f by the end of the week here... I'd really like to go home before then 😬🥵

Went to Aldi's for the first time today. I've been hearing people raving about how cheap they are, and how great they are, and I've been skeptical as we usually go to WinCo that's cheaper than other stores since they don't take credit cards. I've been sold! Their expensive bread was like $2.50 and their cereal was actually in a big box and about $2.50 as well. Oh, and their eggs were between $0.95 to $4 or something. Yeah, we got sold! We're seriously thinking of going there first and then to WinCo for cheap grocery shopping whenever we decide to go home. 😅🤣

So, apparently grounding a kid for taking too long on the toilet is a thing 😒

We passed a huge turtle crossing the road yesterday. Hubby was doing a food delivery and we'd been taken to the completely wrong street, in a super sketch area, and to latino men were walking close to the turtle that we noticed after we'd asked some stoned looking black dude smoking... something... if it was the right address (it wasn't). Sometimes doing food delivery takes you to sketch places you don't want to be, but sometimes you also get to see surprising cool things!

So excited about what the readers of this book will recieve by putting in the effort of reading it! I read it as I helped edit it, and it's totally worth a read! Or more 😎 The vantage points and frameworks that my husband share in this book will open your eyes to things you most likely never even considered before! Will be available for sats on our website in the next few days (maybe even tomorrow?) View quoted note →

Hubby's new book is now live for published on Amazon! 🥳 All formats. We still need a bit more time to get the ebook up on our website for sats, but it's close! 🤗

Gave our son a plastic cup to play with, and as I watched him move it around, at one point it got it to his mouth like how he's seen us drink countless times! I was so impressed I told my husband but also went to show him with our drink... then proceeded to spill said drink on the sides of my mouth, onto our sons head... Eh, I think our 5 month old was better at pretend drinking than I was at real drinking. 😅🤣🤣🤣

Hubby has hit more curbs than me. I'm not sure I've ever hit one actually. I also don't yet have a US license so that helps keep my accidents down 🤣

Our son keeps doing things that remind me of cats. The latest is when he plays with my hand, he pulls it close with his hands while kicking it away with his feet... 😅🤣 I'm basically his pray that he's playing with before he eats it... 😬🤣

Ross Dress for Less reminds me of a Goodwill, only difference is that their clothes are preowned by stores instead of people, but it basically looks the same inside. 🤣

Woohoo, we finished making the paperback cover tonight for my husband's upcoming book, "How to Build Deeply Authentic Relationships with Yourself and Others". We considered publishing it but then realized we hadn't done the finishing touches of the actual book, so hopefully we can get that done tomorrow! So close!!!

Went to a Sam's club and saw an ICE worker. He was really packing 🤣

Well, that was a lot! When we arrived, I went straight to feed and change our sons diaper. He had pooped some but unfortunately, there was a bit of a pee leakage incident, so I washed his clothes in the sink. Then he eventually took a nap which was great! As I was then able to relax and get some me time. Then he woke up again, and when he started getting fussy, my husband mentioned that there was a smell and asked me to check it. I picked up our son, and realized he'd pooped again, more this time, and this time it had leaked out the top of the diaper and was all up his back! I took him with me to get a change, but realized his other clothes are still wet! I also couldn't lay him down, cause that would just spread poop all over the place! So, I had him standing, while I tried to awkwardly get the onesie off of him, pulling it down instead of over his head! I was able to let him lay on his tummy as that side was clean, so that helped a little. I tried to get a quick rinse of the onesie as I was right next to the sink, but they have automatic water here, so of course it refused to let out any water! I kinda gave up, focused back on my baby, putting a paper towel on his back so I could lay him down to change the diaper, and also got some TP cause we're close to out of wipes, so I wanted to conserve those for the last swipe instead of the first. Our son had started crying when I was getting the clothes off of him and kept whining, because of course pooping wasn't enough, he was also noticing that he was hungry and thus was telling me he wanted to eat! I got him cleaned up just enough to fold the new diaper over his privates when someone came in to use the bathroom. It's quite a small bathroom and the changing table is in the main part with the sink and there's two stalls, so the lady appologized and snuck into the first stall. Then I got the diaper closed up and the lady appologized again as she snuck out. I had brought the ring sling with me as I have previously wrapped that around our son as a shirt, but since I had been wearing a sweater when I first got in there, but took it off as the sleves kept falling down and I realized they were a liability and a sure poop spreader, I had taken it off, so I decided to put that on our son! He also seemed cold so I wanted something warmer on him as well. Then I went back to rinsing his clothes. At first I had planned to put his pants back on, but then realized they had also gotte poop on them, so I tried to only rinse the lining where there was poop, but of course water also got all over one of the legs, cause water... So, he was laying next to me in my sweater, one arm out the head hole with his head so he could suck on it instead of my sweater, which helped a bit. I finally got water to start coming out of the auto water faucet, so I rinsed the pants and the onesie and as I was almost done, another lady opened the door and appologized as she snuck into the other stall. I squeezed out the last bit of water, realizing that the water was hot this time too, but not as scortching hot as the first time I washed clothes there today, when I literally saw steam coming off of the clothes for a few seconds after I was almost done rinsing them, but had to go back in to make sure the soap was truly out! So, I succeeded in rinsing the clothes faster this time! Then I rolled up the sleeves and pulled our sons arms out of each armhole so he was more dressed, packed up the last things, and brought him back out, hung his wet clothes over my bag and then FINALLY (according to him) got him some food! Then I brought him back to my husband and put some of my socks on him that I remembered I tried before and they went up to his knees, so that will probably help him feel warmer. Then my husband bounced the car seat unutil he fell asleep, cause after getting his diaper changed and getting a snack, we were both ready for a nap, but only one of us gets one. 🤣 If you're a little bored, or are looking for something fun, challenging, exciting, and heartwarming, get a baby, they're amazing, and totally worth it! 🥰 @LeviJohnson.net thank you for being an amazing father to our son, so I can have breaks when I need them, and get joy from watching you play with him! You're such a great dad! I'm so glad you're my husband!

I saw hubby had filled the cup. "Oh water," and I had a sip, "Oh, chunky water". 🤣🤣🤣 (otherwise known as water with ice 😅🤣 )

Sitting at an I-N-Out and our son woke up so I put him in my lap and there's a group of late teens, maybe early 20s at the end of the row, with no one between us, and I overhear them starting to talk about having babies, well, at least one of the ladies seems to want one, not sure the guy who appeared to maybe be her guy was quite as interested... 🤣🤣🤣

I heard someone ask Seinfeld if he had any race jokes, and he doesn't. I have one... they're really fast 🤣

Just saw 8 older dudes in blue jeans and button downs come out from between some cars and walk into outback steakhouse. Yeah, that's a man's mean alright 🤣

Hmm.. Having a baby cause lead to hilarious situations! I just filled my drink while holding my son, the I went to take a sip cause I filled it a lot, and my son swong his arm at it, causing it to tip a little and drink rushed down my sweater sleeve! I walked over to the trash can and literally poured liquid out of my sleeve. 🤣🤣🤣