What's your best version of this insult? The original: Why are you crying like a little bitch? My option: Why are you crying like an entitled black lady who got her EBT canceled? 😅 Yours: ? (I'd never actually insult someone, but it's fun to play 😇😅🤣)

Jesus Christ is God and man and the only way to the father. He is Lord of my life. He is also my best friend.

Why has the Amethyst "make a post" bubble stopped working? Either nothing happens or it clicks on the post behind it. After having tried for maybe 30 clicks, scrolling up and down, reopening the app, and then giving it one last try, I was finally able to write this post. Help! 🥺

The only reason to buy gold instead of bitcoin is cause bitcoin can't be formed into a ring to represent a covenant commitment of holy matrimony. But any other situation, bitcoin is the only option 😎🤣

If a boy likes a girl, he will often pull her hair to indicate that he likes her. I have now figured out where this comes from. It's from baby boys grabbing their mom's hair, because he likes her, and if he grabs her hair, she'll HAVE TO stay close to him. So, if he wants a girl to stick around, why change what worked unless it stopps working? This is why Teenage boys have usually started trying different methods, cause they've learned that holding girls hostages by their hair isn't actually appropriate. My 4.5 month old son has NOT learned this, and to him, holding my hair actually works for him. 🙄🤣😅😬

When reading something you thought you didn't need to read, and don't want to read, but you need to get through it to move on to what you want to do, and it's really annoying, having a piece of baguette that you can rip pieces off of and dip in some ranch and eat is a great way to get through it. It helps release some of the annyed tension 😎🤣 (Also taking a break to write on Nostr helps 😅)

Whenever we go on a trip, I have very limited internet, and I've been busy while we're been at the coffee shops lately, and I've really missed Nostr, hence the multiple posts in a row right now. I'm cluster posting.... Does that mean I'm about to grow? 🤔🤣 (Unapologetic new mom here - My associations will probably be baby related for a while.😇😎🤣)

My husband is interacting with ChatGPT and learning the structures of reality, as he does 😎🥰 He's mine, you can't have him! But you can buy his books and learn a bit of the wisdom he collects 🤗

Sitting at a coffee shop and a group of old people next to us got up to leave and stopped to admire our son first. We got to talking and revealed that we are authors, and one of the guys said, "Oh, I thought you guys were the IRS or CIA and eavsdropping and we'd get in trouble." 😅🤣 It was later revealed that he was Jewish, so my thought was... "Well, wouldn't that have made you our boss then, since 'da Jewz' rule the world?" 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hubby just got more coffe. Me: "I want pastries now, I can smell the coffee." The result of having grown up in a country of Fika, where coffee usually comes with pastries and cookies, so even if I don't like the taste or smell of coffee, it does give me a positive experience, or at least memories of positive experiences 🤣🤣

Gravity doesn't care who discovered it.

The first, and only, animal our son has touched is a fluffy mini horse. 🤔🤣 it was during a Christmas market. (Unless a relatives dog got close to him when I wasn't looking during Thanksgiving)

I got a birth mark last year 🤣 I had a c-section and gave birth to our son, and it left a mark, so obviously it's a birth mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yay! Wow! I've done well 🤯🤗😎

Sitting next to my husband with our son in my lap, then he laughed at my husband and he held him for a bit, and then handed him back to me. It didn't take long before he got fussy. I thought maybe he was hungry and started trying to get ready to give him some food, but then he saw his dad again and got super happy. Apparently he just wanted his daddy! 🤣

Went to an In-N-Out the other day, and stayed until they closed. The (I guess) manager for the evening asked if we wanted a free milkshake, cause they need to throw it away anyway at the end of the night. Then, as we waited for our shakes, we chatted with him a bit more and found out that what was really happening was him trying to bribe us to come back, cause they opened another location not too far away that took all their customers. 🤣 I mean, he didn't say bribe, but I'm pretty sure that's the definition. Also, he said he'll give us more if we come back, so yes, a bribe!

Our son now sits well enough to handle a baby chair 😎 He still can't sit on his own yet, but something changed in the last few days where he seems to have increased his core strength 😎 I love being a mom to him!

Apparently I have the opportunity to get scammed. I think I just won't do that. 🤔🤣

The grass isn't always greener on the other side, sometimes it's more orange 🤣🤣🤣 People used to chase green money, now we all want the orange stuff 😎